Posted on December 5, 2018 by JustAskwifeyWe Replaced The Cast Of “The Bachelorette” With Dogs If you’ve lived under a rock the past month, this is Rachel Lindsay, the newest Bachelorette. Paul Hebert (ABC) / Getty Images Share Pin She’s a legend, just so you know. These are the men that are vying for her heart this season. Most of them are unimpressive. Craig Sjodin (ABC) / Getty Images Share Pin In fact, some of them are dogs… So we thought: what if we replaced the men…with dogs? Noel Vasquez / Getty Images Share Pin I mean, at least Copper will have someone else to play with, right? 1. Romi, a 4 year old puppy lawyer. Ronaldo Schemidt / AFP / Getty Images Share Pin From San Francisco, this pupper loves fighting the injustices made against pound-sent dogs. After a long 18 months working in the courts, Romi’s here to stop searching for the gal of his dream on Puppr (the human version of Tinder). 2. Bruno: a 3.5 year old professional paw model. Dan Kitwood / Getty Images Share Pin This good boy is looking for a bad girl to help him out of his circles. His loves long walks in the park and finding sticks to chew. 3. Angus, a 5 year old dog house renovator. Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images Share Pin With a successful real estate company and a fierce jacket, Angus is looking for someone to share that (and his favorite squeaky toy) with. 4. Benny, a 2 year old “Bow-Wow.” Drew Angerer / Getty Images Share Pin This energetic pup describes himself and everything around him in two word: “bow wow.” But don’t think he’s here for an extra “awwww” or two on TV, he’s totally ready to settle down. 5. James, a 4 year old digger. Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images Share Pin A young protege and member of the digging industry for 3 years, James says that he wants a girl who he’s willing to have dirty paws for so her paws stay clean. 6. Fluffy, a 2.5 year old sheepdog. Ian Forsyth / Getty Images Share Pin While Fluffy is ready to be lead to love, he’s got some skepticism. However, putting his family’s sheep herding business on the line by leaving for Rachel, he hopes to be proven wrong. 7. George, a 4 year old human whisperer. Timothy A. Clary / AFP / Getty Images Share Pin George is ready for a passionate summer with Rachel. He even thinks he has a few paws up in the competition. With his experience in talking to humans about their problems, he hopes he can use his language skills to woo Rachel. 8. Chris, a 5 year old social media pup-ager. Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images Share Pin This furry stud is ready for the summer. Though he’s on the older side of this year’s cast, he knows he can hang with Rachel and the other contestants. He’s not a regular dog, he’s a cool dog. 9. Brad, a 3.5 “cuddle monster.” Matt Cardy / Getty Images Share Pin Brad loves cuddles, so he’s ready to spend the next few months being squeezed by Rachel. His favorite quote? “I’m a cuddler, not a fighter.” 10. Matt, a 3 year old “fetch.” Matt Cardy / Getty Images Share Pin With a Instagram account of over 3,000 followers, there are two things that Matt knows. 1) Rachel is going to find him irresistible, and 2) he will make “fetch” happen. 11. Terry, a 4.5 pup patrol officer. Drew Angerer / Getty Images Share Pin Terry isn’t new to the dating game, but he’s new to doing this on TV. While that may be nerve-wracking to some, for Terry, this no-nonsense officer is never shaken (unless thunder is involved). 12. Sparky, a 2 year old professional stunt dog Chris J Ratcliffe / Getty Images Share Pin This fast, street-smart, pup is no stranger to danger (he even went to the pound once!). However, Sparky has come into this ready to head on his biggest danger yet — his quest for love.